I know it is somewhat like one retard pulling the wool over they eyes of another retard, but this story had me rolling.
Britney Spears' sex fright
Jan. 4, 2007 07:49 AM
Britney Spears was tricked by Paris Hilton into thinking she had jeopardized her chances of ever having an orgasm again.
While the two 25-year-olds were partying at Los Angeles club Area the 'Toxic' singer lit the filter end of her cigarette which flared up as she inhaled.
Paris then apparently told her it would damage her ability to climax.
A source revealed to the National Enquirer magazine: "Paris told Britney, 'Oh my God! Don't you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts, and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!'
"Britney was horrified and ran around for about ten minutes asking everyone if they had ever heard that and what she should do about it."
Finally Paris stopped giggling and told Britney it was a joke, saying: "I had you going, didn't I?"
The 'Baby One More Time' singer slapped her friend on the arm and they then had a play fight.
I'm not really sure what this tells us about these two Mensa members or even about a society where two people like this are even a blip on the cultural radar. How stupid do you have to be to inhale the wrong end of a cigarette more than once? There are people who live under freeways and drink lighter fluid who can master the art of the Marlboro. And the prank itself? It certainly is a damning indictment of the level of sexual education in America. Oh, and the picture above? It is obviously of Britney (or a Britney-like person, I'm not sure it's really her) when she was better looking, meaning more talented than she is today. Maybe for her next trick Paris can make her herpes disappear.
Homer
6 comments:
I've heard about this before. It's the ol' light the wrong end and no more fun times syndrome. Well, I'm here to tell you it's true. Paris is no dummy. Just ask the cobwebs that reside in my cooter.
Another reason not to smoke at all. Who cares about the lung cancer - no more big "O's" and there is almost no point in living. Well, aside from indulging in Oreo shakes from JitB.
I don't need to hear about anyone's O's and cobwebbed cooter. Yuck. When I read this story I was shocked someone as AZcentral thought, "Yeah, this is newsworthy. Let's put it on".
I was tricked like this once, only it was not a cigarette and had more to do with firing off knuckle children. Its amazing how much us regular folk have in common with the super famous.
Knuckle Children? That's a better name then Beaverdong - VG
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