Celebrity sex tapes are becoming passe. The news of the gossip sites today was Keeley Hazell's. Apparently she is some British model-think Samantha Fox without the vocal prowess-who spends her professional days without clothes. She is reportedly not pleased with the release of this tape. It is a side of fame that is both pathetic and sad. It all seemed to start with those paragons of talent and romance Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. Their tape has led to all kinds of "outraged" celebs (and pseudo-celebrities) whose privacy has been invaded. Usually it turns out that one of the taped parties has sold the tape to some porn company, but the fact remains that sometimes people really don't want to be porn stars. Figure that one out huh? So here's my advice to any celebrity (or deviant - VG, I'm looking at you!) who wants to avoid this type of public shame (I mean really, did anyone need to know that Screech likes to pull the Dirty Sanchez? I could have lived happily without it): DON'T TAPE YOURSELF HAVING SEX!
There you go. Simple huh?
Homer
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Those are some HUGE mama jamas on that woman! Maybe her lover taped the romp in the sack in case he was suffocated by her bosom and they needed evidence. Honestly, she looks pretty innocent and probably didn't even know she was being taped. She might not have even known that she was having sex.
I was seriously distracted by what you wrote. I think I just kept thinking, MAN that woman had boobs. Then you said something about Screech and the Dirty Sanchez, and I was instantly terrified out of my Boobie Stupor. Thank you, Homer, for once again depriving this site of the Holy Ghost.
They are pretty distracting aren't they. Anyway, yeah the whole idea of Screech filming himself like that makes me want to vomit. Just think how that girl feels now.
I can tell I've been away from home for 4 days. Homer's boob obsession is spiraling out of control!
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