then what adjectives do we use for Edward Van Halen? I've about run out of contempt for the man regarding his current inability to do anything productive outside of the pornography realm, but he's turning into such a psycho that he is starting to make David Lee Roth look like a genius who is aging gracefully. I'm just filled with sadness. Where is the youtube video of Unchained again?
Homer
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That picture doesn't even look real. It looks like it's been airbrushed by Mariah's retoucher, and his head looks glued onto a younger version of Eddie's body. Keep in mind, this is the best they could get him to look...
That is some scary shiz, bro. And to think you wanted to be him when you grow up. That's okay, I used to think that Taylor Dayne was the raddest. Pretty much the same level of greatness.
Rachel Ray? Topless?
I agree with k-rock. When I first saw this, I thought airbrushed and photoshopped. Sad and scary all rolled into one.
care bear - EWWWW and EWWWWWWW! That is just gross. And probably true. I am going to go poke my eyes out now.
He looks liek one of the Invisibles. Half an inch shorter, and I'd probably scream if he walked toward me.
I would also like to comment on his smile. Notice he doesn't show his teeth, that's because they are all rotted out like any meth addict!
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