Wednesday, December 06, 2006

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

For those of you who enjoy the psuedo-trailer as much as I do, this is the must-see, oscar-worthy, two-thumbs-up, best trailer so far this year.

Wait for Principal Firebush.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally always forget. This was posted by Nay.

Anonymous said...

Principal Firebush is not reverant.

Anonymous said...

I came upon your site by accident and I have to say this post is deplorable. My church shows this movie every year and I have come to respect it as a truly holy movie. You people are depraved for enjoying this type of mockery. Shame on you and shame on who ever posted this. You need to cast out such evil from your lives and repent of your iniquitous ways.

Anonymous said...

That's awesome.

Anonymous said...

I see we have a "cult" following. Get it rusavd...you've just joined a cult. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

I see we have a "cult" following. Get it rusavd...you've just joined a cult. Congratulations.tions.

Anonymous said...

Is RUSAVD for Are You Saved or Really Ugly Sores And VD? Just curious. Also, I really think it is great that RUSAVD puts so much faith in the pure ways of Hollyweird. That is the kind of church I think we should all belong to. Kinda like Scientology.
On to the trailer...I would actually pay real money to see that movie. Maybe we can reenact it with some sacrificial virgins? Not that any are called for in the script but I think it would be a cool addition. That and skinwalkers.

TheVanBlogger said...

RUSAVD,
Did you know that Satan is your brother?
-VG

TheVanBlogger said...

RUSAVD,
Please give me some guidance (preferably in the form of Charlton Heston movies) on how to get saved. -VG

Anonymous said...

My church shows a movie called "RUSAVD Is a Booger-Faced Poofy Head". It also is a truly holy movie. It stars Will Smith and Goldie Hawn. You should put that on your Netflix queue on your #2 spot right under "Porky's" (but before "Porky's 2).

Anonymous said...

The real question is how anyone can accidentally come to this blog. You're either googling "prostitute chic" or "blackface" and I don't think either of those is approved by the kool-aid cult.

Anonymous said...

I figured unbelievers would respond this way. Please know that I pray for your souls daily. The devil is not my brother and I cast him and all evil out of my life, so should you! You should come to accept the way of right and good and believe. Only then will you be saved.

Anonymous said...

RUSAVD, that is the funniest post I have ever seen. That is completely awesome! I would love to hang out with you one day at a lynching or a book burning. Or maybe my spouse and I can double-date with you and your 30 year old son - you know, the one that you keep locked in your basement.

Anonymous said...

RUSAVD - I checked out your website and I have a question.....isn't that the same church where the pastor Ted Haggerty was a leader? The one who bought meth and gay sex? Are you the one who supplied the goods? Maybe you should examine your own closet (pun intended)!

TheVanBlogger said...

RUSAVD,

Poor lost soul, Satan is your brother and mine as well. Why do you born agains have the hardest time accepting that fact. I love you RUSAVD, just like I love all my brothers and sisters. Learn to accept the fact that at one time you had a lot in common with the Son of the Morning. -VG btw, keep praying, there is nothing YOU can do for my soul.

Anonymous said...

Maybe when RUSAVD comes out of his closet and acknowledges his love of hot gay loving and meth abuse he can then find peace. The self-loathing is not just sad, it is seriously misguided. Maybe he can find the Guns and Roses guy and start an anti-vanblogger site where we can deny basic theology and bow to the altar of Axl Rose's hair-weaves.

Anonymous said...

Nay, you win for best blog to entice anti-vanbloggers. You win.