What is missing from this picture, and I assume it is because it is just out of the frame, is the last tendrils of Sharon's sanity trailing along like a couple of starving African orphans. You know, like the one that Madonna stole. Anyway, if Sharon looked any crazier, she would be living in a Gingerbread house getting ready to eat her adopted kids, until they banded together to throw her in the oven like that woman on Thanksgiving.
What is really sad is that her craziness is going to cost her a shot at shooting Basic Instinct 3 where she snorts menopause drugs off of some guy's crank and she can expose her graying pooter to the world again. And you know, somewhere out there the script is already written.
Homer
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Oh I hope there wont be a 3rd installment of that crapfest! Basic instinct 2 was worse than Miami Vice.
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