Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Orlando Bloom=Gay



And no, not in a happy festive way. Maybe that is why he has dated women who are either scary ugly or so skinny they resemble teen-aged boys. I have always thought this was the case, but I saw some paparazzi film this weekend of Orlando showing up to Tom Cruise's reception in a yellow bug. Apparently that is really his car, and as we all know, no straight man drives a new pastel yellow Volkswagen Bug. Sorry to let themo know about this because she does love her some Legolas.

Homer

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