I have a Santaquin School sweatshirt I scammed back in 2003 when I went up there with Cody. When I stop being so chubby I'll wear it around.
Aso, skinwalkers not only eat your body, but they also touch your no-no spot. Trust me. I'm a skinwalker hunter. I pretty much revolutionized modern day skinwalker hunting. If you want to go out and pretend like you know something about skinwalkers - go ahead. It's not like I care if Bertha Tenderfoot finds your chewed up body. HOWEVER, if you are interested in a true blue skinwalker hunt, call me. If you can persuade me your not gaytarded, you MAY find yourself on the next expedition.
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Wow. That's awesome. You would probably get scalped. OR eaten by like 90 skinwalkers. OR both.
I love that it is a combo of gamblin' and an homage to our elementary school, the Santaquin Chieftans. Remember that old school (literally) t-shirt?
I like gambling, but I don't like Indians, so I do not approve of your shirt.
And skinwalkers don't eat people, cb. They just take over your body and leave your soul to wander in an eternal damnation on the res.
I have a Santaquin School sweatshirt I scammed back in 2003 when I went up there with Cody. When I stop being so chubby I'll wear it around.
Aso, skinwalkers not only eat your body, but they also touch your no-no spot. Trust me. I'm a skinwalker hunter. I pretty much revolutionized modern day skinwalker hunting. If you want to go out and pretend like you know something about skinwalkers - go ahead. It's not like I care if Bertha Tenderfoot finds your chewed up body. HOWEVER, if you are interested in a true blue skinwalker hunt, call me. If you can persuade me your not gaytarded, you MAY find yourself on the next expedition.
I can barely look out the window when we're driving to the casino. What makes you think I'm going to go on a hunt for certain death?
I think we should all get shirts like this, minus the indian since it is on the res :) They could be our good luck charm.
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