Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Prostitute Chic, it's amazing. . .


I know that the new Bond movie was supposed to be good, but what the hell happened to the fabled "Bond Girl?" In the past this term meant hot, exotic babes that Bond could just do his thing and leave in the name of the British crown, Teri Hatcher notwithstanding. But look at this skank that they are trying to foist off on an unsuspecting public. She looks like she is about three rungs down the prostitute ladder from Hillary Swank in her Pirelli Tire Calendar. The way she's just sprawling on that motel "comforter" suggests the HIV looks like it could be the least of her worries.

Homer

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously - how much time have you spent with the Pirelli calendar? Have you just been holed up in the bathroom with it? I think the mo needs to get your mind off of that thing....

Anonymous said...

Actually, you cannot buy the Pirelli calendar. You have to be a dealer of some sort, so there. I'm much more obsessed with many other things, so you just don't worry about what I'm doing here, okay?

Anonymous said...

Acutally, I saw Casino Royale and this girl is actually very pretty. She looks kind of like a brunette Nicole Kidman. Why must they do dirty pics like this?