It's Not Like He Bought Tickets to Wicked

Army dismisses gay Arabic linguist [AP]

"On Dec. 2, investigators formally interviewed Copas and asked if he understood the military's policy on homosexuals, if he had any close acquaintances who were gay, and if he was involved in community theater. He answered affirmatively."

I'm having a really hard time believing this isn't a joke. Apparently Don't Ask Don't Tell has evolved to include And For The Love of God, Don't Act. Maybe we should use Intelligence to scan store purchases of our servicemen and women, just to make sure noone is buying any Kelly Clarkson albums or DIY Decorating books.