Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Australian Tune Up?!?!?!

So I'm watching television the other night, looking for something to distract me from the fact that I'm going back to work when I see this horrific commercial. It has some woman with the worst Australian accent since Paul Hogan touting the new "lift down under." It doesn't tell you what it really is, vaginal rejuvenation, where a woman pays someone to take a laser to her private parts to make them "better." Outside of reformed porn stars, or Paris Hilton, who needs this? I guess it says something about our world that we, as a people, can be willing to spend up to $15,000 to make that thing "asthetically pleasing." It either means that the terrorists are right and we are all going to hell, or we are the greatest society the world has ever seen. I haven't figured it all out yet, but I think I know where the Gorilla's going to stand...

Homer

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've seen this. The commercial I saw was REALLY vague (showing during daytime television, so I guess they couldn't get into specifics), but they put a web site up on the screen, and I happened to be sitting at the computer, so I typed it in and got totally grossed out. I googled it for those of you who are looking for G-Spot Amplification.

http://www.aussiemakeover.com/