I know we've asked K-rock to be the mother of our children in the unfortunate case that we die, but after seeing the mothering skills of Melanie Griffith with her 17 year old, we've had a change of heart. I wonder if she'd be interested? Maybe she could teach them important skills like how to roll a joint or hide track marks.
Monday, August 07, 2006
I know we've asked K-rock to be the mother of our children in the unfortunate case that we die, but after seeing the mothering skills of Melanie Griffith with her 17 year old, we've had a change of heart. I wonder if she'd be interested? Maybe she could teach them important skills like how to roll a joint or hide track marks.
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This is Don Johnson's seed, no?
I'm just saying...cos when you were already pregnant by Don Johnson by the time you were your daughter's age, I don't think you're allowed to be Melanie Morals. Just be grateful your daughter is smoking a cigarette, and not Colin Farrell's...never mind
easy tiger!
Well, according to reports, the cigarette would last longer anyway.
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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