I fully understand that I'm in the minority here when I say that Mr. Bean is hilarious. So, with that in mind, I propose the following.
Finish these sentences: To much Mr. Bean is like...
If I had a dollar for every time Mr. Bean...
I would like to see Mr. Bean....
God bless Mr. Bean because...
From the one and only Vanilla Gorilla
5 comments:
To much Mr. Bean is like having to push in the prolapsed rectum of a 55 year old three dollar whore.
If I had a dollar for every time Mr. Bean did something retarded, I could retire to the south of France and wipe my behind with $100 bills.
I would like to see Mr. Bean die in the Celebrity Car Crash with Lindsay Lohan, her mother, and a multitude of C-List celebrities.
God bless Mr. Bean because he proves the British can be just as stupid and retarded as Americans.
Here, I fixed my first response:
Having to watch any Mr. Bean is like having to push in the prolapsed rectum of a 55 year old three dollar whore.
Too much Mr. Bean is like too much chocolate-dipped chocolate ice cream Drumsticks. Even when you've had enough, you're never fully satisfied. And afterwards you're stomach hurts a little (either from the chocolate turd you're about to drop, or from the laughing, depending on the situation).
If I had a dollar for every time Mr. Bean did something hilarious, I'd be able to buy the complete set of Mr. Bean shows in a dvd boxed set.
I would like to see Mr. Bean throw a baseball directly at the head of our mext-door neighbor kid who sits on the wall. This has nothing to do with Mr. Bean. I just really can't stand that kid.
God bless Mr. Bean because he proves that the Britiah can be just as stupid and retarded as Americans, in a good way.
Too much Mr. Bean is like a dream come true.
If I had a dollar for every time Mr. Bean made me laugh, I'd still be poor. Not because he doesn't do anything hilarious - on the contrary. I just don't get to see that much Mr. Bean.
I would like to see Mr. Bean frozen in carbonite on Bespin (like Han Solo) and kept in our living room.
God bless Mr. Bean because his genious may be lost on future generations.
What a douche.
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