"This person suffering from hereditary defects costs the community 60,000 Reichsmark during his lifetime. Fellow German, that is your money, too."
However, not too long ago, Homer made this comment:
Homer said...
Nay will be excited to know that there is a cure to being a midget (although there always has been one and it has to do with some bandsaws, 2x4s, and nails), but I'll have to try it to believe it.
6:02 AM, August 14, 2007
It reminded me of something I saw on TV. I couldn't find the kid I saw the program on, but I did find this story. Enjoy! Think of it... no more midgets. Now if we could only do something about those damned American Indians...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4242093/
3 comments:
Is it bad that I was slightly relieved that the poster was not selling midgets? The going rate being 60,000 Reichsmark, I just can't imagine such a valuable asset in the household being properly reprimanded for biting the nursemaid's ankles. You never know what they'd let him get away with.
Anyway, I don't so much think we need a midget cure. They're fine as they are, living under mushrooms and in tiny gingerbread houses with lowered sinks and doorknobs.
I just don't want them running at me, mostly because I don't want to hurt their feelings when I start screaming uncontrollably and throwing rocks.
P.S. That article was beyond sad. I'm no monster. I feel for the ones who don't bare their teeth and crouch like they're going to pounce on my shins.
Nay, when did you develop a soul?
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