That is where you are wrong my friend. Since leaving TX I've looked on ever grocery store, convience store shelf for this sweet, sweet nectar. One taste of this liquid crack and you will be dancing the jig of a thousand happy midgets who have found the cure for their midget disease. Trust me when I say it's gooood! -VG
Nay will be excited to know that there is a cure to being a midget (although there always has been one and it has to do with some bandsaws, 2x4s, and nails), but I'll have to try it to believe it.
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I'll take the taste challenge and let you know fo sho.
There is no liquid on this planet or any others that can even compete with Diet Coke. Sorry.
That is where you are wrong my friend. Since leaving TX I've looked on ever grocery store, convience store shelf for this sweet, sweet nectar. One taste of this liquid crack and you will be dancing the jig of a thousand happy midgets who have found the cure for their midget disease. Trust me when I say it's gooood! -VG
Nay will be excited to know that there is a cure to being a midget (although there always has been one and it has to do with some bandsaws, 2x4s, and nails), but I'll have to try it to believe it.
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