Can you believe it? We will be celebrating one year of Vanblogger excellence come July 31st! In honor of the Vanblogger's first birthday we will be holding the fist annual Vanbloggies. The categories are as follows...
1. Most original post.
2. Lamest post.
3. Most disgusting post.
4. Raunchiest celeb related post.
5. Best video.
6. Best photo.
7. Best post of the year.
Tell the Vanblogger who deserves such lauded praise.
10 comments:
I'm loving this idea. Now if you'll excuse me I have about a year's worth of posts to sort through and decide on my picks.
I just went through the entire VanBlogger, and I submit for the groups consideration two more categories: Most Gay and Best Headline. What do you guys think?
I think that's a great idea. VG wins for most gay.
1. Most original post.
Nay's pun laden Annie Liebowitz post wins for this. It was a delicious blend of genius and madness. Something Shakespeare would have done on meth.
2. Lamest post.
Very difficult. The VanBlogger has seen us at our best and our worst. Lamest post goes to the series of ZZ Top videos.
3. Most disgusting post.
The electrocuted penis. Yuck and ouch.
4. Raunchiest celeb related post.
Martha Stewart's admission to owning a vibrator she calls "Thumper". Wow.
5. Best video.
The Japanese card game. Hands MUTHA F*CKIN' down!
6. Best photo.
The Barbaro photo with the angels and glue.
7. Most Gay.
Definitely that video themo posted with that dude dancing and pelvic thrusting his way in to my nightmares. A very close second is the Christmas photo of the hunks on the beach that I inadvertantly sent to a student.
8. Best Headline.
"I'll see your crazy no-condom-wearing guy and raise you with poop in a bag guy"
9. Best post of the year.
I'm going to go with the Japanese card game. It may not have been an "original" post, but I'm a different man now because of it.
By the way, who posted this? Homer and I were just discussing the unfortunate death of the VanBlogger and then this was posted. Thank you mystery poster, thank you.
Vanilla Gorilla posted this. Did you see the Homer tatoo on the old ladies pap's?
I've got a few nominations:
1. Lamest post should go to May 23, 2007's Only In Canada-VG. Cos, come on. We were all disappointed by that one.
2. Best Photo was Random Guy (posted on March 2, 2007) with Hot Casino Grnadma/Prostitute coming in on a close second. Because it was so very real.
3. Gayest? Azis of course. But the I Love Mexicans! (3/2/07) post was SO close.
4. The Headline I STILL love is CB's "Why you gotta be front buttin;?". Comic genius.
You know themo and I spent some time looking at the year's worth of posts here and there is a wealth of nasty, snarky, bitter, and hilarious stuff. I'm supposed to whittle it down to just a couple of highlights? I gotta think. Off of the top of my head the Filthy Gorgeous video is easily the gayest thing I've seen here. I'll post more winners later, as I've much to ponder...
Raunchiest Celeb-Related Post:
I gotta say that the Ray-J, J-Ray, whatever his name is with Whitney Houston picture that came out right after his Kardashian sex tape was the raunchiest. I am almost ashamed of the level of filth that I stooped to on that post. Almost, but not quite...
3. Most disgusting post.
The Crispy Wiener wins it here. Very disturbing, I almost would rather have had more Kelly Osborne [shudders and runs away]
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