1) "Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly". This is total bullshit. A guardian angel can go as fast as they want to. Does your guardian angel not guard you when you fly? Are you driving faster than a plane? Couldn't your guardian angel be IN the car with you? This bumper sticker is bullshit city.
2) If I were a prostitute making a resume, I'd title my previous work experience as "Genital Contractor". That way, people wouldn't be immediately turned off by the prospect of hiring a whore.
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I agree with the Guardian Angel thought.
However, I think Genital Contractor isn't quite as descriptive as "Crack Whore" or "That Bitch that Sucks for a Buck." I personally think that it would be a great selling point if you wanted to, say, apply for a job as administrative assistant, a working girl at the Mustang Ranch, or an intern at the White House or on Capitol Hill.
Those are just Gassy's random thoughts.
Would one have to apply for a Genital Contractors License through the Registrar of Cuntlickers? -VG
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