So I'm sitting here yesterday, just reading the mindless gossip sites trying to feign interest in yet another picture of Brittney's "babymaker" as one site put it, when I learned some of the reasons why Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are divorcing. According to one site, he flipped out after seeing the Borat movie. Here is the quote:
"Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
Pamela Anderson is a slut and a whore? What was his first clue, do you think? The Borat movie? The hep shots he had to get? The Valtrex in the medicine cabinet? The fact that she dated Scott Baio? Kid Rock must be some kind of detective savant. I mean anyone could have missed the clues, even Holmes wasn't perfect, but Kid was able to cipher it out without the help of others. If this music thing doesn't work out, he can always get work as a mall security guard or something.
Homer
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Nicely put, Homer. I just had to share a little on the Kid Rock and Pam Anderson drama. I don't know if it is so much that he realized she is a whore (because I honestly don't believe he has enough morals to care) as it is he saw her without makeup after the wedding and realized what is underneath all of that spackle. http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/28/do-you-see-it-in-her-face/
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