Velcro

Here's a funny link. Watch the whole pod cast. It reminded me of something I could see Care Bear doing. Quirky and funny.

http://www.rhettandlink.com/exploits_videos/play.php?id=RLK_Velcro

Fantastic!!!

ABBA watch out!

Ahhh, mammaries... I mean memories

I was again browsing my selected sites looking for good VanBlogger material (which is really anything because no one posts here anymore) and I saw this picture of our hero Lindsay (see the previous post). The first thing I noticed wasn't her shoddy taste in beverages or her lack of undergarments, but those hideous boots. It reminded me of a simpler time when I was in high school. There was this really fruity guy who wore boots like this all of the time along with Jethro Tull t-shirts. Seriously, this was in the mid-80s, and that was what he wore. Anyway, one day this guy got into a fight and the other guy just pummeled the boot-guy. Nothing amusing about that, but what was amusing was as the beating was being delivered, the guy doing the pummeling was singing his own off-key version of Black Sabbath's "Fairies Wear Boots." I don't know how long he was planning this, but it was a little slice of comedy gold.

Homer

Now serving #37. . . Now serving #37

There is so much negative publicity surrounding Ms. Lohan that I thought I'd put some positive news out there. Her whore-like aspiration to bring joy to losers everywhere is a welcome change from those frigid pseudo-stars like Pamela and Jenna. Just look at the glee in this fella's face and tell me she isn't responsible for keeping America's hopes and dreams alive in this time of woe. Just look at it and feel her magic through the screen. It gives me goosebumps (which is a lot safer than it is going to give him).

I salute you Lindsay.

Homer

VG, You complete the story.....

"Seniors in Prescott were shocked to learn that the plant they'd been watering was marijuana. Above: Yavapai County Sheriff's Deputy Deputy Justin Dwyer holds the five-foot plant"

And now for Paul Harvey's, The Rest of The Story.......

Alexis is coming up next on the main stage . . .

You cannot see it in the photograph but there is enough money on the stage beneath her feet for Kathy to forget that her husband stole money from her. Or at least enough to pay for her gays AZT bills this month. The reason for all of that cash? Lonely strip club patrons who really don't want to see those clothes come off and are paying her to get off of the stage and let the local crack-whores get back to work.

Homer

From CNN...

Aztecs butchered, ate Spanish invaders

Remind me never to piss off [Nay]. Eeek! - themo

Parking mix

This is for the boys. I just think they'll appreciate it more. - themo

Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun

I think I found a potential mate for K-rock...

Mirror, Mirror...why am I such a has-been?

For those of you who can't get past the photo shopping, this is none other than Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

-K-Rock

Good thing she just got that bikini wax!

K-Rock

This is totally tasteless, which is why I'm posting it...

John Mark Karr, of course!

K-Fed

Okay if you have not seen it yet you HAVE to check out the Kevin Federline Video from the Teen Choice awards last night. The crowd did not even know who he was at first. It is a must! It's on the superficial. www.thesuperficial.com Here is the link if you do not already have it. Later Snippy!

What's up with this?

Pamela Anderson might be pregnant

Alright Girls back a Sister up here. Why is it that any time celeb women show just a tiny bit of a tummy the public automatically assumes they are pregnant? Most likely it is her shirt and the way it is laying but still come on. Now I am not defending Pam in any way, but it is not just her that they write this about she is the most recent. It drives me NUTS. Not that I am not already nuts. To me it makes me feel like I must look like I am 8 months pregnant with twins. Any way that is my ranting for the day. Snippy

Hell yeah brother!

I had a lot of childhood heros, but none and I repeat none are nearly as cool as the Hulkster.

I had a hamster named Snuffy

We had a blog named VanBlogger
It died! It died!
We said we'd write regularly
We lied! We lied!
Why oh why is the hilarity dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

-Nay (with apologies to Lisa Simpson)

I Used To Believe

This just cracked me up.

I thought Napoleon invented linoleum.
Steve Murphy - iusedtobelieve.com

-Nay

Brilliant show, let's hope the movie is half as good

If any of you are ignorant about who Jerri Blank and her friends are, I can hook you up with all of the shows on DVD - it's awesome. I need to see this movie!

Oh Dear...

Farrah has hit a wall, no? At least her grill is perty...

K-Rock

Just so you know, I'm eating a Wether's Orginal right now

Whatever happened to Emo Phillips?