According to Jim Rome, the first rule of the Jungle is the ability to smack your own. As a long-time EVH fanboy, I've got to come correct and smack down on one of the most frightening transformations in the entertainment industry. Ed used to be a normal looking dude, but over the past few years he has turned into a freakish little troll. He is not far from looking like Gollum with a guitar, let alone a bum with vibrator in his mouth. He went from touring the world with a platinum-selling band and a television star wife to a burned-out addict porn producer. He is a step away from the grave (whether or not he is pre or post burial is for you to decide). Take this post for a warning, but as for me, if I see him bumming smokes outside of the local Circle K I am going to run like hell.
Homer
P.S. Here are just a couple of the hilarious Photoshop images people have made with this picture.
4 comments:
That was the most amazing string of photo's I've ever seen. I haven't seen a current photo of him in years and now I know why. Apparently the his top seceret for beating cancer was taking meth by the truck load. He makes Dave look like a member of the 12. I could go on and on, but I want to look at the pictures again! HOLY CRAP! I thought for sure is was going to be queen of the trolls, Julia Roberts. However, you out did yourself. Well done good and faithful servant! _VG
If you saw him outside of Circle K, I think we all know you'd first ask him to autograph your diet coke, and THEN run like hell. Who knows what something like that might be worth when Alec takes it to Antiques Roadshow one day. I hear the undead bring in good numbers at auction.
There's actually a funny story of a guy who was a VH fan who was at Disneyland with his kids and a homeless guy was out front of the entrance bumming smokes. Turns out the homeless guy was EVH. The guy had a picture taken with Ed which he put up online when he told this story. So it could happen, Circle K=Disneyland (depending on how much Smoking Loon he has ingested).
You're right though, I probably would have him sign my DC before I ran away shrieking "ZOMBIE!!!" at the top of my lungs.
Homer has shown me this picture several times and I only today noticed that he is holding his dentures in his hand. What the hell?
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