Sunday, October 22, 2006

My wife once told me




that I looked like Andy Garcia. I don't know about that, but I just knew I never had bitchin' hair like that.

Homer

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How much Mike's Hard Lemonade did your wife consume prior to the comment? These details make all the difference.

Anonymous said...

Approximately as many as you do when you ask CareBear to don his Obi-wan Under-roos and wield his "lightsaber." Just in the ballpark.

Anonymous said...

Sort of off topic, but I'm pretty sure I don't understand pornos using lightsabers as a reference to male anatomy. I think the Force is just too powerful. You might jack something up down there. Just my two cents.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely. Did you see what Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon did to that door in episode one? WOW.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love themo...she do love herself some Homer!

Anonymous said...

You're not kidding!