How much Mike's Hard Lemonade did your wife consume prior to the comment? These details make all the difference.
Approximately as many as you do when you ask CareBear to don his Obi-wan Under-roos and wield his "lightsaber." Just in the ballpark.
Sort of off topic, but I'm pretty sure I don't understand pornos using lightsabers as a reference to male anatomy. I think the Force is just too powerful. You might jack something up down there. Just my two cents.
Absolutely. Did you see what Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon did to that door in episode one? WOW.
Gotta love themo...she do love herself some Homer!
You're not kidding!
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How much Mike's Hard Lemonade did your wife consume prior to the comment? These details make all the difference.
Approximately as many as you do when you ask CareBear to don his Obi-wan Under-roos and wield his "lightsaber." Just in the ballpark.
Sort of off topic, but I'm pretty sure I don't understand pornos using lightsabers as a reference to male anatomy. I think the Force is just too powerful. You might jack something up down there. Just my two cents.
Absolutely. Did you see what Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon did to that door in episode one? WOW.
Gotta love themo...she do love herself some Homer!
You're not kidding!
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