Remember when Axl Rose was W. Axl Rose, a skinny, strung-out heroin freak who serpentined his way into public consciousness? Well it seems that 15 years without releasing any new product is almost over and he is the new and surgically improved Axl. He is introducing his new line of synthetic hair ropes. You can buy them at cool places like Trails and Home Depot, and after you use them for tying down some lumber, you staple them to your head and wrap it up with an old Crips 'do rag. Cool huh? Anyway, I just wanted to spread the Halloween Horror around among the genders. Have a great night.
Homer
P.S. There are some truly frightening pictures of Axl out there with his bad eye jobs and cheek implants, but for some reason I couldn't find any large enough to post. Possibly because the people who wanted to take close-ups of him nowadays are dead, but it's just a theory.
7 comments:
Your a fuckin douche.
First of all, Axl wasn't a heroine freak.
Second of all, Axl looks great!
Thirdly, do you think your cool that you are just now posting the same bullshit slander, that other losers were posting 5 years ago?
Get a life dude.
If you don't like Axl and you don't like GNR, then do all the fans a favor and shut your fucking hole.
Your not the only mindless bored person who attacks Axl. It has been a hobby for many people for the last 20 years.
Do us a favor and blog something that is interesting, instead of just copying every other fuck hole out there who wants to make digs at Axl, when they have no idea what they are talking about.
You have obviously never been to a gnr concert, or actually heard the new material or seen a show with the new line up.
So just shut the fuck up.
Holy cow Nay, easy with the language. VG
I don't know who posted that, but that could be the greatest thing I have ever seen. Put your name on that and when Axl gets around to thanking the five people who buy that pile of crap when it comes out he'll know who to thank.
The level of your discourse is heartwarming.
Homer
I have to agree with you homer. The level of discourse is truly a marvel to behold. I hope this guy keeps posting updates on how great the new GNR line up is. I only hope their new stuff is as good as that gargage they produced and seperated into two piles crap in '91.
What the heck dude??? Go comment on someone elses blog you bad mouthed freak!!!
Clearly, Axl himself found the blog by googling his name, and this was the only posting out there. He's the only one who would react with such ferocity and spell so badly.
P.S. - I LOVED Appetite for Destruction (as I'm sure most here did) and went to their concert at Compton Terrace back in the day (Aerosmith OPENED for them!), so bite me.
P.S.S. - A little lesson for you; "...do you think your cool that you are just now posting..." You do this several times in your post, so I thought I'd do you a favor in case you want to actually spell above a 1st grade level.
1. You're (you are)
Example : You're a retard.
2. Your (possessive)
Example: Your mouth is full of dick, so shut up.
SNAP!!!!!!!!!!
Ouch K-rock. That kitty has claws!
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