Friday, May 04, 2007

She's a dancing fiend!



I just love the way this Miss Kentucky crack-fiend is working it. Apparently this is from the 1993 Miss America pageant, I know that these are allegedly "scholarship" competitions, but really, this chick better have an amazing rack to explain why she made it this far.

Homer

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know I can't express how unsarcastic I am when I say this, but that was actually kind of awesome. Very fluid. It was like a honky tonk Hammer and I loved it.

Anonymous said...

Amazing rack? Not likely unless she was wearing an invisible and very high tech sports bra. All that jumping around can wreak havoc on even the nicest sets.

TheVanBlogger said...

That's funny CB, I was thinking Hammer the whole time as well. She must have been a bat boy for the A's.

Homer said...

Well nay, if it isn't the rack, she must "know" the judges...

Anonymous said...

I never knew how hot banjos and fringe are. And by hot I mean annoying and creepy.