From Yahoo today:
Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List
Tuesday May 15 8:24 AM ET
Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.
The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."
Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.
The cover of the Hot-100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.
Seriously? The skankiest drug whore in the US is #1? And Fergie, aka Manjaw, is in the top 10? What about Princess Fiona as an ogre? She is MUCH hotter than those two trolls.
Oh, and the pic of Yumworth Miller is just because. And I also haven't heard of him bagging Lindsay Ho-han.
~Gassy~
4 comments:
There was a girl who worked with us who could go head-to-head with Lindsay's drug use. We used to kid that we didn't want her breathing around us because we'd probably get an STD (seeing as how she looked like she had quite a collection). Who thinks that is hot? Maxim readers, that's who. That magazine's readership is made up of the kind of dudes that love movies like "The Fast and the Furious". So, I guess the more I think about it, who cares if the retards have elected a retard queen?
CB, that is not fair. Tards have better taste than that. Maybe Maxim is owned by the makers of HIV-treatment meds and they have found a cure for herpes so they are using her as a promotion tool. Kinda like how I know for a fact that Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig are owned by Hostess and Haagen-dazs. Same principal.
Why did you not put up the cover? Sarah Silverman? Hello?!
In case you didn't know, I'm a total lesbian for her.
Now that's an idea whose time has come.
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