広島アレン 大洋 大門投手に襲い掛かる！

Yes, that's former Dback broadcaster Rod Allen. -VG

How Bees Kill Whales

Awesome =VG

Flight of the Bumblebee!

Ladies, just imagine all the other things this can do with those fingers! -VG

Soccer Players Suck (Except this one guy...)

Watch the rest of these worthless jackasses stand there while justice is being ignored. This video just goes to prove that there is at least one soccer player worth a damn on this planet.



Homer

Your Wii still sucks

The Wizard thinks your Wii sucks

=VG

I thought this was funny

Ichiro is one of my favorites of all time. -VG

When did this start?

I keep my ears to the ground for many pig-ish things: Kate Beckinsale's next movie, the Lingerie Bowl coming to Scottsdale, Carmen Electra's latest literary styling, but no one ever mentioned that instead of watching horses or dogs race, you could go to the track and watch the ladies run in bikinis.



I guess that it's a good thing that I don't have a gambling problem. Watch out VG!

Homer

Gettin' Units Off of the Top

This is high comedy, if you are into funny. Just remember, just because your friends are doing something it doesn't make it a good thing to do.



Actually, I just wanted to put something up on the top so I wouldn't have to see some speedo guy there.

Homer

Speedos, anyone?

Found these awesome Speedos on TMZ - Wonderjock pouch technology now makes Speedos accessible to the men reading this blog. Ha ha ha.. Seriously, please don't wear Speedos. Ever. Even with these enhancements. I wouldn't want you to get sued for false advertising.
~Gassy

1983 - Tempe High Hacky Couch Team

Vh1 was totally right on. I Love the 80's.

Believe it or Not!

The picture above is a 1000 pound, 10 foot long wild pig. Killed by an eleven year old with a .50 caliber handgun. Hmm, I'm thinking bacon.

Homer

Watching Paint Dry

Seriously VG, no more videos about lawn equipment, unless someone loses an eye, a hand or a leg.

Nature Finds a Way

Damn that Jeff Goldblum.
When I was in third grade some girl got so annoyed at another boy that she wished there were no boys. Mrs. Magruder slyly reminded her that boys are necessary for repopulation of the world. I can't remember how she put it, but it was clever enough to make sense without giving away any filthy little facts. Probably on a "babies need mommies and daddies" level. Phew. But this article gives reason to panic.

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- Female sharks can fertilize their own eggs and give birth without sperm from males, according to a new study of the asexual reproduction of a hammerhead in a U.S. zoo.

The joint Northern Ireland-U.S. research, being published Wednesday in the Royal Society's peer-reviewed Biology Letter journal, analyzed the DNA of a shark born in 2001 in the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska.

The shark was born in a tank with three potential mothers, none of whom had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years.

The baby was killed within hours of its birth by a stingray in the same tank. Analysis of its DNA found no trace of any chromosomal contribution from a male partner.

Shark experts said this was the first confirmed case in a shark of parthenogenesis, which is derived from Greek and means "virgin birth."

Only in Canada -VG

MowZilla Nitrous Powered Lawn Mower

YES! -VG

Violin Halen???

I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed. It's a strange combination of the two to be honest. Enjoy!



Homer

Memories?

I tried posting this the other night but was apparently denied. Maybe someone is trying to tell me something.

Watch out Ken Jennings -VG

Maraka

I absolutely cannot understand why kids love Dora so much. She yells, she asks too many questions, and she talks down to them like she's some sort of kid genius and they're drooling retards. Pooks hasn't really watched the show much, but she loves Dora-related merchandise, which is a tough one for me, because I hate to keep promoting a show that encourages so much, well, obnoxious interaction, but the way she says "Do-wa" is just too damn cute to pass up.

Anyway, I've never really been able to explain fully what makes this show so unwatchable, but TV Funhouse, once again, has hit the nail on the head.
-=Nay

Stihl Chainsaw

Man, I miss my saw. The MS 290 is the greatest saw ever made.

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?

From Yahoo today:

Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List
Tuesday May 15 8:24 AM ET

Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.
The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."
Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.
The cover of the Hot-100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.

Seriously? The skankiest drug whore in the US is #1? And Fergie, aka Manjaw, is in the top 10? What about Princess Fiona as an ogre? She is MUCH hotter than those two trolls.

Oh, and the pic of Yumworth Miller is just because. And I also haven't heard of him bagging Lindsay Ho-han.

~Gassy~

I couldn't stop at Journey

Who else is glad Brad Delp Died? -VG

Randy Jackson and Journey

Just in case you bitches thought I was lying - VG

Journey was part of that last wave of 70's bands who could be successful without necessarily being photogenic. They were plenty poppy, but wrote some great songs. Yes, their videos were terrible, but this was also the beginning of the video era. If gassy doesn't like them, it is just too bad she has no taste.

Dio on the other hand is seriously handicapped by the subject matter of his lyrics. His bands have been pretty good. Here is a clip from Rainbow in 1977. If you want a really bad band, go back and watch Complete.



Homer

Journey = Worst band ever!

Happy Mother's Day

~Gassy

Anything to get the angry midgets off the top spot

Nay Sports

I love me some Nay, so when I saw this basketball clip, I knew she'd want to see it. ASAP!

Homer

The Kingdom Trailer

Y'all may have seen this already. But it's worth seeing again for some 202 moneyshots. Also, did they steal "The Kingdom" logo font from "The Lion King". You'll see what I mean near the end.

World Record Riding Lawn Mower Jump

HELLLLLL YEAH! -VG

V8 chainsaw

I think my balls just grew by 2 inches just from watching this. -VG

I Love Kids!

From the AP:

Doctor finds spiders in boy's ear
Sun May 6, 6:18 PM ET

These guys weren't exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop. What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear — "like Rice Krispies" — ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse Courtney said.

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear — what next?" Jesse said.

~Gassy

Advertising Genius

There is a huge uproar in Chicago apparently over this billboard. It speaks to the lowest common denominator in our society, but apparently has been very successful for the law firm in question. I love the message because we don't get enough sexually suggestive images in today's America. I mean, why waste your time with your spouse when you can go on the hunt for meaningless sexual adventures, families don't matter, right?

Homer

What Made the 80's Great

Not just a great vocalist, but he had artistic vision as well. I mean really, singing and swordplay? All of this awesomeness shouldn't be allowed to be in one place. Even the D knows what's up. Bow before Ronnie James Dio. I'm going to start a Dio tribute band and themo is gonna sing it...

Homer

Video game fun

Since this has turned into a youtube blog, here is Mario, after the game is over.

Homer

She's a dancing fiend!

I just love the way this Miss Kentucky crack-fiend is working it. Apparently this is from the 1993 Miss America pageant, I know that these are allegedly "scholarship" competitions, but really, this chick better have an amazing rack to explain why she made it this far.

Homer

For themo

It is so disturbing, not even the maid's cleavage can keep me watching, but in honor of your "relax time," here is your favorite new artist.

Homer

I'm done!

I'm finally done with school. My last final was today and now I can just RELAX! Yeah for me! -themo

Welcome to my world.

I know all of you people think I'm an intolerant tool because I joke about Jews, Canadians, and Mexicans. I think I should make it very clear (in case I ever decide to run for political office) that I do not feel any real hatred towards any of these groups. In fact, I joke about it, because, in a twisted way, it's my way of giving them the kudos they deserve. I think it's crazy that people ACTUALLY really do feel that these groups are less than deserving of respect and admiration. I secretly wish I was Jewish, I think Canada has life figured out, and I'm very proud of my Mexican heritage. I joke because I love.

That being said, midgets are incredibly creepy. Not all, mind you. I think some of them would be kind of fun to know (Wee Man, the guy that points to the plane, Kramer's friend, and whatchoo-talkin'-'bout-Willis). I don't even get weirded out when I see a little person in real life. Mostly, I'm just sort of humbled by what they have to go through. But when I see stuff like this, I think, "I seriously get grief for wanting to run in the opposite direction??". All I'm saying is, don't try to tell me you wouldn't freak out if you came face to face with this in a dark alley.

--Nay rests her case

Oh hell yeah!