“Sit down. Strap in."

No, it isn't some obscure sexual reference, or maybe it is watch the trailer and find out. All I know is that this movie franchise specializes in kicking ass.



This looks good to me, I'll be there.

Homer

Smooth Criminal aka Vanilla Gorilla

Perception Vs Reality

I know I've brought this up before, but these ladies at work said I look like the kid that plays Robin Hood in the new BBC series of the same name. See here:

Then, of course, I think I look more like this cat:

Crazy Friday!

It was a crazy week for themo and I, you know international travel and all. Today was nuts due to the fact that I read that Dr. Ruth was trained sniper. Click here for more information. Then I saw this picture:





Pam is cute on the show, but wow. Anyway, anytime I have a mindbending day like this I'll share.

Homer

This is rad in my humble opinion...

However, Jimmie is still a tool in my book. -=VG=-

Random

This is for VG and CB, just a random video. I thought you might enjoy.



Homer

YES! -VG

A Vision of Grace

I understand that Carmen Electra has her place in the celebrity pantheon. She brought grittiness and a dose of reality to her role on Baywatch, she has been a champion of fine weight-loss products (bravely appearing in public prior to her miraculous makeover), and in this video she shows that being a high fashion model is just another of her hidden talents.



Hopefully her agent and publicist can manage to find time to fit in all of the future runway bookings sure to come her way.

Homer

Mostly for Eric.

We actually work with this douche. And this guys impersonation of Luke is dead on.

Soit le bien venu

This is a clever advertisement for a French newspaper. Homer and The Mo will have to tell us if there is any truth to the generalization that the French hate tourists.

Personally, I think this guy should be thanking his lucky étoiles that he wasn't having to translate that into German.

-=Nay

This is rock and roll.

Hot Casino Grandma/Prostitute

For you K-rock. Sorry I couldn't get a shot of her face. Then again, maybe it is a good thing that no one will be haunted by it.

KJ vs. Hot Rod

The cross over he puts on that douche at the 3 point line is equally retarded. Also, you got to love a little Madhouse on McDowell action.

This is crazy!

-VG

Yellow Submarine in Lego

For Lennon -VG

Thanks for Bingoing

Sorry this post is late, K-rock and Snippy, but I did enjoy bingo last weekend and of course, the creme de la creme on the street in front of k-rock's house as we went to drop her off. Hope you all enjoy the pic and no, we didn't cook it up for dinner.

~Gassy

Good Luck Jake.

For those who frequent the Vanblogger, our friend and co-worker Jacob Lee will be reporting to Navy OCS later this month and then will be training to fly the F-18 Super Hornets. Jacob likes to take a look at the blogg from time to time and this is a little tribute to Mr. Lee.

Best dunk ever? What say ye?

The Chambers dunk on Mark Jackson and The KJ dunk on Hot Rod Williams were also retarded

A Very Convenient Truth

Some of you know that I am recently balls-out batty for the earth. Somehow, celebrities and Al Gore have gotten to me, to the point where home gardens, hemp shoes, and grocery tote bags are more and more appealing every day. To be honest, it's getting a little scary.

I knew I could count on Sarah Silverman to give me the wake-up call I've been looking for. Also, I might be gay for her, just a little.

-=Nay

Pregnant Salma (courtesy of Superfish)

Thsi pic was on thesuperficial.com and I have a few things to say about it. One: what is with those freakish bangs? It looks like she is hiding Nelly Furtado's bangs underneath her own. In fact, they are large enough that she might be hiding Nelly's entire body under there.

Second, Superfish made a comment that it was obvious she was pregnant unless "she was training to become the newest addition to Sea World's manatee exhibit." I know this was said with wit, but I can't help but notice that everyime a woman is not anorexic superfish calls her a gargantuan beast. Maybe I am sensitive to it because I am a fatty, but I still get frustrated when I read it. But I can't stop reading his site because I am a junkie. And he mostly is funny. Except when he said the pics of Fergie in a bathing suit made him somewhere between horny and sick. Those pics just made me want to puke. Manjaws were never attractive, even if they had a body like Antonella.

~Gassy

Homer had the shotgun set on whore

There isn't anything else to say at this point. I am just waiting for her to sing a song about how Brittney floats in the drains of Los Angeles.

Homer

And to think this was a rock god at one time....

If you can get past the porn montage you will see one of the most disturbing performances ever. -VG

I'm going to hell

because I found this too funny. I know what that says about me. Nay, you might want to avert your eyes...



Homer

For the VG

That sounds vaguely like some sort of prescription, doesn't it? Anyway, VG and I were talking about classic wrestling the other day, and Rowdy Roddy Piper came up. VG didn't know that he had made a bad sci-fi movie back in the 80's, so here is the trailer.



It was every bit as bad as the trailer makes it out to be. And yes, I saw it in a theater.

Homer
(Going to the pharmacy for some Geritol)

I love Mexicans!

-VG

Too Much Time on My Hands

No, this isn't a Styx video, it is the work of people who have WAY too much time on their hands, but it is genius. I especially like the pimp outfit in the context of this.



Enjoy!

Homer

Random Guy

A couple years ago Allen and I took the kids to the zoo. While we were letting them play in the water I saw this guy walk up. I couldn't believe my eyes and had to take a picture for posterity.

~Gassy