What the Hell Happened???

I'll make this confession to any who don't know:

I love Rock of Love.

Bret Michaels and the ferret that lives on his head is fantastic television. There are psuedo-whores, real whores, and all manner of freak who vie for the 'opportunity' to date a washed up hair-band singer whose hair he gets in bulk discount. Talk about fun! Anyway, the freak this season is this 'Daisy' gal (which apparently isn't her real name) who is Oscar DeLaHoya's niece. She looks like a clown who was in some sort of industrial fire. Her face is sliding off, and the rest of her is plastic. She's just a mess, and Bret spends no less that five minutes of every show talking about how hot she is, which just shows you the sliding scale that musicians have for their groupies.

Anyway, here is a pre-whoredom picture of Daisy where she looks almost human. What happened to her? Did she lose a bet? Get caught in a fire? Or is Bret's saliva (among other things) that toxic? And let's not go crazy and say she's attractive in that particular picture, she just doesn't look as shitty.

Your disturbing post of the day,

Homer