Sit Down and Take a Deep Breath VG

I saw this tonight on the interweb:

Sex tapes come and sex tapes go, some of them suck, and some of them blow. But there's a new sex tape that probably does all of the above and more. According to AOL Latino Musica, there is a Shakira sex tape that involves her, her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rúa, and Spanish singer-songwriter, Alejandro Sanz. That's right, a Shakira sex tape threesome! How's that for caliente? Sound too good to be true? Well, it would sound better if it was two girls and one guy, instead of the other way around, but according to the report, the sex tape is being held as evidence in a trial against Sanz, which basically means it totally exists (even though both singers deny it).

A home-made tape could involve Spanish singer-songwriter Alejandro Sanz, Colombian pop diva Shakira and her boyfriend, Antonio de la Rúa, in sexual intercourse together aboard a yacht owned by Sanz.

According to Internet portal Infobae.com, the tape is being held by the prosecutors evaluating the case against Carlos González and his wife, Sylvia Alzate, Sanz ex-employees who are accused of extortion against the artist.

In a recent interview, Javier Ceriani, host of the radio show "Zona Cero", said "there's word of a private video taped in a yacht, which could involve Alejandro Sanz, Shakira and Antonio de la Rúa, but this material is in the prosecutors' hands".

He stated that, according to the prosecutor, "if some of this tape's content would be made public, it could seriously threaten the singer and couple's private life".
Yup, the bar for celebrity sex tapes has just been set that much higher. You hear that Lindsay? A plain old vanilla sex tape just isn't going to cut it anymore. You either go big, or go home.

I guess I know what VG wants for Christmas huh?

Homer