Friday, February 09, 2007

WOW IT'S THE JOKER


The funny thing was people were counting down the days until they were "legal," but now I think we are all counting down the days until one of them goes Karen Carpenter on us. I think you could jam a pole up her ass and scare birds away for months, or at least until the producers of the next Batman movie fires Cameron Diaz and needs a new Joker.

Homer

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that picture from a new horror flick that she is promoting? I got the heebie jeebies from looking at it.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, you know how hard it is to find the right shade of lipstick? One that will flatter and attract the boys? Well, this clearly isn't the best color for her and she apparently doesn't have a straight-up sista or friend who will tell her so. Also, best not to stare blankly into the camera - take some posing lessons from Mariah at least so you don't creep everyone out.