Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Apparently business is slow


I know we've covered Oksana Baiul here on the vanblogger before, but damn it folks, pimping yourself out as a Russian whore just isn't paying like you would imagine. Poor Oksana cannot even manage to keep herself in her whore clothes anymore, she's just wearing her Wal-Mart bra and control top hose. Good for her for keeping a positive attitude, it must be all of the shoe-polish sandwiches eating her brain. They should show pictures of this freak to all parents who push their three year olds to be either gymnasts or figure skaters. Of course it wouldn't have helped this orphan. At least she was good for the glory of the motherland. Now she's just a cautionary tale, or at least good for five rubles a throw...

Homer

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If she were an Iraqi Olympian, Saddam's sons would have gassed her already. Maybe he wasn't such a bad guy, after all.

Anonymous said...

Only 5 rubles? Not a bad deal. Maybe when I get tired of the hubby waking me up at night I will send him her way.