I saw some really foul jokes on a forum that I go to today and thought that we should have a dirty joke post. In order to keep the main page clean, post the jokes in the comments. The first one is for themo, there is no joke too disgusting for her, except maybe this one. Enjoy.
Homer
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For themo-
There once was an old man who lived in an elderly home. The one last thing he wanted to do before he died was to go down on Edna(an old lady he had been chasing after for months). Finally Edna agreed to let him eat her out. Excited, the old man rushed up to Edna's room. After going down on her for a few minutes, he noticed an odd smell. He asked Edna about it. She siad that maybe it was from her arthritis. Confused the old man siad, "I didn't know that women got arthritis in their pussy". Edna replied "You can't. I have arthritis in my shoulders, I haven't wiped myself in over a month."
Homer
HEY O !!
That was so awesome. Nobody can top that, but I'm on a quest to try.
I'll just post it because I think this thread is too good to pass up. The real owner of this joke is themo or homer because I heard it from them first. Anyway...
Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. It's a slow night. They get to talking just to pass the time away that we in the whoring business call "dead air". After a cop car drives by the greenest of the two says, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The older prostitute pauses for a few seconds of thought and then replies, "No. But I've been swung around by the tits a couple of times".
This one isn't quite as dirty, but it is fun.
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing." The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man. What you want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
Homer, the old lady one was AWESOME! They are all good but I agree with Nay - it can't be beat.
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