Our dear Paris told Ryan Seacrest that she was risking others' lives on the road, not because she was drunk (she only had one margarita, after all), but because she really wanted In N Out Burger. This should absolutely hold up in court, although she may be asked to attend Burgerlovers Anonymous meetings for at least one month after her sentencing.
-I'm Paris, and I love red meat.
(All)-Hi Paris.
Why is this worthless sack of poo still around? (This message has brought to you by Chick-Fil-A and Nay)
3 comments:
Is she going to have to specify the color of meat that she likes? It could take a while...
"I'm Paris and I love meat" is a whole other support group. You really don't want to get those two mixed up.
Great post, Nay...seriously, she has more money than she knows what to do with and could have easily had an assistant go get her damn burger or a chauffer take her to get one. What does this do for her Carl's Jr. deal?
She realizes that hot beef injections aren't on the menu, right?
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