The Homer of July

So Homer went on vacation without the laptop and consequently, he’s rusty as hell. Oh well. Anyway, here’s five things poking my brain.

1. Arizona State – was recently ranked as the #1 school for athletics by Sports Illustrated. The 2007-2008 sports seasons were great for the Sun Devils, so suck it Mildcat fans.

2. Brett Fav….I’m not even going to finish his name. He just flat out needs to shut his pie hole and stay in Mississippi. Go hunt, or fish, or burn crosses, or whatever the hell they do down there, just stay the hell off of my television. Maybe he can get distracted by the stray Oxycontin pill that rolled under his entertainment center.

3. The Ferret – that lives on top of Bret Michaels’ head is back! In case you didn’t know, Rock of Love will be back for a third installment. I’m starting to think that maybe Bret doesn’t take this too seriously. Maybe this time they can mix things up by relaxing the stringent casting guidelines; you know, Bret just can’t have anything in common with all of the scientists and engineers that they have been casting the past couple of seasons.

4. In more shocking news – Andy Dick was arrested for fondling a 17 year old girl. A girl. Wow, who woulda thunk?

5. Two and a Half Men – received another Emmy nomination today. Do the voters even have televisions? Or is it all a grand scheme of retribution against Denise Richards (which I’d actually be alright with)? At least 30 Rock got a nomination, Alec Baldwin is just a damn genius.



Well, that’s it for today kids, does anyone know when the new Batman movie comes out? I haven’t heard a thing.

Homer