25 Greatest A/D Moments

I don't know if I agree with all of these, but they are great moments. Since this is a visual blog, I'll throw up a picture for fun. Here's one of Rita Leeds, AKA Mr. F:




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I've been having nightmares

for a couple of days now. At first I thought it was just remnants of these antibiotics I've been taking, or even some sort of repressed memory, but I think it was just a reaction to seeing this:



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YouTube Clips

I know it seems like I went crazy last night with the YouTube clips. This is not true, I went crazy with the YouTube clips a week ago. They just now showed up. Very strange.

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Stephen's Sound Advice

I know that this will most likely never make it to the blog, but I feel that it is three minutes that all incoming high school students should have to watch. It is just good solid advice.

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dutty wine COLOMBIAN STYLE

I want to learn this dance...themo

Chicken Dance

There are no words for this!

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Afternoon Delight??

I am home sick for a second straight day, I won't be having any afternoon delight, but I will be watching my season 3 Arrested Development DVDs. Enjoy the clip, it is everything that made Arrested Development great (execept there are no illusions).

Mmmm.... Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets are yummy. But Jim seems to have a small problem with them. Go figure.

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What movie came out today?

Divine will give you one guess.

Give it another chance

I think you saw the blank box and moved on. Don't listen to me... take Renee and Brandt's word for it. Scroll back down to the post "give me da gol'! I want da gol!". Click on the empty box and watch a new world appear before your eyes. You'll thank me later.

The greatest show of the century.

I will not accept any argument. The Office is good, but this?? This was pure genius. Homer

Give me da gol'! I wan' da gol'!

Luis's Last Stand

It is usually the rule here to be snarky and mean (I know we have to work with what we do best), but today I am feeling sad. Luis Gonzalez is about to commence his final homestand as an Arizona Diamondback. He is by all accounts just a great guy, and while I believe that it is a good baseball decision to let him go, it still sucks. This is just a stupid little post to say good-bye. By the way, a very cool little story in the Republic today about how Jerry ended up with the ball Luis hit to win the 2001 World Series.

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Oh My...

For those of you who haven't seen him in a while, this is Clay Aiken. He's sporting a new mop top to show his "edgy" side - I think it's quite lovely, no?

Yikes!

She never looks good, but this is a whole new level of scary! - themo

Ka-Kaw, Ka-Kaw!

I want this shirt. This can be the official shirt of the VanBlogger. Gob rules.

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And the winner is.......

I know this is like kicking a sick dog while they are they are digging the grave at the pet cemetery, but this picture of Tara Reid shows what the winner would look like if they ever had a tore-up, crack-head beauty pageant. Wait a minute, maybe she should replace Buck Wild on Flavor of Love 2. Or maybe she could play the lead in that Showgirls show. Or maybe she should just go away.

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Madtv Survivor

This one is for K-Rock

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Knight Rider - Outtakes

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to hear the Hoff curse KITT, click here.

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I'm a gold medal winner damn it!

Remember when Oksana Baiul was just a little waifish drunk Russian orphan who could skate? Yeah, it was a long time ago. I'm not sure what she is doing now, but this recent picture suggests that she hasn't laid off of the bottle. Whether the bottle is cheap vodka or self-tanner. Care Bears and a leather face is a perfect combination for a Russian prostitute, don't you think?

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