Friday, March 21, 2008

Hey Bond - STFU!!


So I'm minding my own business the other day, just reading the news on azcentral.com when I come across this horrifying headline:

Daniel Craig wants to record Bond theme

Talk about horrifying. Look, hasn't William Shanter taught us enough about the pain associated with actors trying to sing? Does this scenario ever end well? I applaud Daniel Craig and his efforts to resurrect the Bond franchise from stupid film-makers, but someone needs to remind Daniel that his strength is in looking good and letting bad guys rack him in the nads, leave the singing to the professionals. Like Britney Spears. Wait, nevermind Mr. Craig, I take it all back.

Homer

4 comments:

TheVanBlogger said...

I didn't read what you had to say... that has to be the best rack I've ever seen. Sorry. -VG

Homer said...

No worries VG, it is distracting. I remember posting some negative opinions of Eva Green based on some sketchy pictures of her prior to Casino Royale. Obviously I was wrong, but I'm strong enough to admit it.

TheVanBlogger said...

just came back to see if those boobs were still around. yep, they're still here. -VG

Homer said...

No one else posts here, so where would they go?