Monday, January 18, 2010

Grow a Pair

From Yahoo Sports: "If Brooking didn't want Minnesota to score then maybe he and his 10 teammates on the field should have done something about it. Just because the Cowboys quit doesn't mean the Vikings needed to also."

Word. No, in fact: Word up. I don't know why this stuff bothers me so much. But it does. For example, I've been trying for the better part of a month to beat Homer's Tetris Sprint time. But I'm getting raped so hard even the Pope would authorize an abortion. I'm in second place but I'm still getting beat by a full on MINUTE. It's obvious Homer has a handle on the crown. Should he let up and let me get closer? NO! I don't want to be within arms reach of Homer because he's LETTING me. I want to be within arms reach because I'm really closing in on him.

When Tetris Sprint gets opened up, I give my best and Homer gives his best. No punches pulled. You'd expect the same from professional athletes. Or you should.

C-Biscuit.

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