For the Vanilla Gorilla. Anyone else wondering whether those pearls are real? (And I'm not talking about jewelry) -nay

Ok, I'm a retard and spent the last fifteen minutes trying to make a new post by responding to TheMo's post. I've got nothing to say at the moment but I think this is great. However, how about that Diane Rehm? - Vanilla Gorilla

I think this is a great idea. I would like to start out my blog by talking about farts and dicks. Just kidding. That is what you all expected though right! Thanks for putting this together for us Nay! I'll post again when I actually have something to say. - themo

Also ideal for posting pictures, though I might suggest keeping our faces out of it, since we're really not that good looking of a family anyway (jokes!)

And So It Begins

Since blogging is nearly on the out, it's only fitting that we as a family should do our part to send it crashing to its imprending doom by jumping on board. So I hereby propose The Family Blog. So that our inappropriate, yet insanely hilarious (to ourselves anyway), comments are on display for the world to see.

Of course, we will remain completely anonymous, because the internet is anything but private, and we should do our part to protect those (everyone eye the Chief) who might be in positions of authority which may or may not view fart jokes, dutch color-envy (read: social and political incorrectness), and sexual innuendo as "lowbrow". So the first rule of VanBlogger is to refer to each other using names we might understand, but which excludes those not in the know. Ex: If I were to say Chicken's going to TheMo's house to badmouth Nay, we'd all understand. Think Trucker names (and Ob-GYN-kenobi is totally up for grabs, B).

The purpose? To unite and bond without having to actually get off our computers, and maybe also to avoid duplicate e-mail forwards (we just post them on here for everyone to enjoy and comment on). Also, it wouldn't hurt to keep the Frank family from showing us up with their fancy websites. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

So we all sign into this same blogger, we post what we want, when we want, and maybe someone cracks someone else up for the day? Who's on board?