Yes, that's former Dback broadcaster Rod Allen. -VG
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Flight of the Bumblebee!
Ladies, just imagine all the other things this can do with those fingers! -VG
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Soccer Players Suck (Except this one guy...)
Watch the rest of these worthless jackasses stand there while justice is being ignored. This video just goes to prove that there is at least one soccer player worth a damn on this planet.
Homer
Homer
When did this start?
I keep my ears to the ground for many pig-ish things: Kate Beckinsale's next movie, the Lingerie Bowl coming to Scottsdale, Carmen Electra's latest literary styling, but no one ever mentioned that instead of watching horses or dogs race, you could go to the track and watch the ladies run in bikinis.
I guess that it's a good thing that I don't have a gambling problem. Watch out VG!
Homer
I guess that it's a good thing that I don't have a gambling problem. Watch out VG!
Homer
Gettin' Units Off of the Top
This is high comedy, if you are into funny. Just remember, just because your friends are doing something it doesn't make it a good thing to do.
Actually, I just wanted to put something up on the top so I wouldn't have to see some speedo guy there.
Homer
Actually, I just wanted to put something up on the top so I wouldn't have to see some speedo guy there.
Homer
Monday, May 28, 2007
Speedos, anyone?
Found these awesome Speedos on TMZ - Wonderjock pouch technology now makes Speedos accessible to the men reading this blog. Ha ha ha.. Seriously, please don't wear Speedos. Ever. Even with these enhancements. I wouldn't want you to get sued for false advertising.
~Gassy
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Believe it or Not!
The picture above is a 1000 pound, 10 foot long wild pig. Killed by an eleven year old with a .50 caliber handgun. Hmm, I'm thinking bacon.
Homer
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Watching Paint Dry
Seriously VG, no more videos about lawn equipment, unless someone loses an eye, a hand or a leg.
Nature Finds a Way
Damn that Jeff Goldblum.
When I was in third grade some girl got so annoyed at another boy that she wished there were no boys. Mrs. Magruder slyly reminded her that boys are necessary for repopulation of the world. I can't remember how she put it, but it was clever enough to make sense without giving away any filthy little facts. Probably on a "babies need mommies and daddies" level. Phew. But this article gives reason to panic.
DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- Female sharks can fertilize their own eggs and give birth without sperm from males, according to a new study of the asexual reproduction of a hammerhead in a U.S. zoo.
The joint Northern Ireland-U.S. research, being published Wednesday in the Royal Society's peer-reviewed Biology Letter journal, analyzed the DNA of a shark born in 2001 in the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska.
The shark was born in a tank with three potential mothers, none of whom had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years.
The baby was killed within hours of its birth by a stingray in the same tank. Analysis of its DNA found no trace of any chromosomal contribution from a male partner.
Shark experts said this was the first confirmed case in a shark of parthenogenesis, which is derived from Greek and means "virgin birth."
When I was in third grade some girl got so annoyed at another boy that she wished there were no boys. Mrs. Magruder slyly reminded her that boys are necessary for repopulation of the world. I can't remember how she put it, but it was clever enough to make sense without giving away any filthy little facts. Probably on a "babies need mommies and daddies" level. Phew. But this article gives reason to panic.
DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- Female sharks can fertilize their own eggs and give birth without sperm from males, according to a new study of the asexual reproduction of a hammerhead in a U.S. zoo.
The joint Northern Ireland-U.S. research, being published Wednesday in the Royal Society's peer-reviewed Biology Letter journal, analyzed the DNA of a shark born in 2001 in the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska.
The shark was born in a tank with three potential mothers, none of whom had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years.
The baby was killed within hours of its birth by a stingray in the same tank. Analysis of its DNA found no trace of any chromosomal contribution from a male partner.
Shark experts said this was the first confirmed case in a shark of parthenogenesis, which is derived from Greek and means "virgin birth."
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Violin Halen???
I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed. It's a strange combination of the two to be honest. Enjoy!
Homer
Homer
Memories?
I tried posting this the other night but was apparently denied. Maybe someone is trying to tell me something.
Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Maraka
I absolutely cannot understand why kids love Dora so much. She yells, she asks too many questions, and she talks down to them like she's some sort of kid genius and they're drooling retards. Pooks hasn't really watched the show much, but she loves Dora-related merchandise, which is a tough one for me, because I hate to keep promoting a show that encourages so much, well, obnoxious interaction, but the way she says "Do-wa" is just too damn cute to pass up.
Anyway, I've never really been able to explain fully what makes this show so unwatchable, but TV Funhouse, once again, has hit the nail on the head.
-=Nay
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